{"id":131384,"date":"2016-10-20T14:24:58","date_gmt":"2016-10-20T06:24:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lins-bros.com\/?p=131384"},"modified":"2016-10-20T14:24:58","modified_gmt":"2016-10-20T06:24:58","slug":"eminem-campaign-speech-%e6%ad%8c%e8%af%8dlyrics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lins-bros.com\/?p=131384","title":{"rendered":"Eminem &#8211; Campaign Speech (\u6b4c\u8bcd\/Lyrics)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/item.taobao.com\/item.htm?spm=a1z10.1-c.w4004-10914544231.3.CRWfIp&#038;id=41786188494\">\u6700\u65b0!! Eminem\u87ba\u65cbE\u5b57\u6bcd\u52a0\u7ed2\u536b\u8863 \u8d2d\u4e70<\/a><\/p>\n<p><iframe height=498 width=510 src='http:\/\/player.youku.com\/embed\/XMTc2Njg4MzIzNg==' frameborder=0 'allowfullscreen'><\/iframe><br \/>\n(\u7f51\u7ad9\u5fae\u4fe1\u53f7\uff1aLINSBROS)<\/p>\n<p>\u8be6\u7ec6\u539f\u6587<a href=\"http:\/\/lins-bros.com\/?p=131374\">\u8fdb\u5165<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store<br \/>\nWith a Treacherous Four cassette and a cassette recorder<br \/>\nIn Ecuador with Edward Norton<br \/>\nWitness the metamorphosis<br \/>\nOf a legend growin&#8217; like an expert swordsman<br \/>\nFrom the Hessian war and<br \/>\nHence the origin of the Headless Horseman<br \/>\nBorn with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan<br \/>\nEndless source and reservoir<br \/>\nOf extension cords in dresser drawers<br \/>\nAnd deadbolts on the bedroom doors<br \/>\nAnd sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin<br \/>\nExcellent boyfriend<\/p>\n<p>Use intercourse to settle scores<br \/>\nWith women who have been vendettas towards men<br \/>\nDickhead is forced in &#8217;til there&#8217;s shredded foreskin<br \/>\nReddish torn and they&#8217;re only bein&#8217; fed a portion<br \/>\nBed sores and sore shins<br \/>\nPregnant whores can get abortions<br \/>\nFetish for stickin&#8217; metal forks in, self-absorption<br \/>\nSkeletor, I went to Hell and fell a floor<br \/>\nA predator, I&#8217;m headed for competitors<br \/>\nBetter warn &#8217;em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals<br \/>\nI make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store<br \/>\nStegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a thesaurus<br \/>\nYes, of course, a mess of warrants<br \/>\nYou want some? Come and get some, boys!<br \/>\nI&#8217;m givin&#8217; Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course<br \/>\nOn excessive force and pressure points<br \/>\nAnd dressin&#8217; George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange<br \/>\nDress and four inch heels to address the court<br \/>\nWith a bullseye on his back, his whole chest and torso<br \/>\nOr left on the doorsteps of Trayvon&#8217;s dad as a present for him<br \/>\nIn my present form I&#8217;m Desert Storm<br \/>\nAppetite for destruction there&#8217;s no suppressant for<br \/>\nAggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every morsel<br \/>\nUnpleasant, horrible; hello, gorgeous!<br \/>\nThe rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus<br \/>\nMet a contortionist, said, &#8220;When you wanna get sexual?&#8221;<br \/>\nShe said, &#8220;However I fit in your schedule. I&#8217;m flexible.&#8221;<br \/>\nExpired tags on the Saturn, got Catherine Bach<br \/>\nIn the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on<br \/>\nAt a traffic stop gettin&#8217; harassed, sign an autograph<br \/>\nFor this asshole cop&#8217;s daughter<br \/>\nLaugh &#8217;cause I called her a brat on it<br \/>\nHe spat on it and brought it back lookin&#8217; half in shock<br \/>\nHad a heart attack and dropped dead<br \/>\nStarted fallin&#8217; back with it<br \/>\nAnd got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock<\/p>\n<p>One ball and half a dick, Apple Watch<br \/>\nCrack front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff, pulled Tabasco sauce out of my satchel<br \/>\nKnocked over a fisherman&#8217;s tackle box and *crash sound*<br \/>\nAsked if they had a laughin&#8217; stock<br \/>\nThat was fuckin&#8217; stupid\u2026<\/p>\n<p>You got it twisted, all &#8217;cause I offered this bitch<br \/>\nA doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic<br \/>\nBitch, get to massagin&#8217; this dick!<br \/>\nLike spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick<br \/>\nGot a shoppin&#8217; list for you to run some odds and ends with<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s non-existent<br \/>\nRobin Thicke with a throbbin&#8217; dick on some suave and slick shit<br \/>\nBut I shout derogatives at bitches like fuckin&#8217; missile launches<br \/>\nMisfit, blond and nitwit<br \/>\nLike I&#8217;ve gone ballistic, with a frostin&#8217; tip kit<br \/>\nScreamed, &#8220;I hate blondes,&#8221; and became one, I&#8217;m optimistic<br \/>\nLove to start shit<br \/>\nShovin&#8217; Clark Kent&#8217;s undergarments in the glove compartment<br \/>\nOf the bucket, bumpin&#8217; Bubba Sparxxx<br \/>\nI&#8217;m double parkin&#8217; up at Targets, trouble &#8217;causer, a double crosser<br \/>\nShadiest mothafucka you&#8217;ll ever come across<br \/>\nOlympic gymnast, been known for some assaults<br \/>\nA couple lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer<br \/>\nSame damn brain scan results as Rainman&#8217;s is<br \/>\nSomething&#8217;s off, but when Dustin Hoffman&#8217;s<br \/>\nDressin&#8217; up in your mummy costume<br \/>\nOn stage dancin&#8217; to &#8220;Brain Damage,&#8221; what&#8217;s the problem?<br \/>\nNothing&#8217;s wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status<br \/>\nRun the faucet, I&#8217;ma dunk<br \/>\nA bunch of Trump supporters underwater<br \/>\nSnuck up on &#8217;em in Ray Bans in a gray van with a spray tan<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a wrap, like an Ace bandage<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA strand<br \/>\nE&#038;J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the stagehand<br \/>\nShe wants kielbasa, pre-arrange an escape plan<br \/>\nThree-inch blade on point, like a See-and-Say<br \/>\nConsider me a dangerous man<br \/>\nBut you should be afraid of this dang candidate<br \/>\nYou say Trump don&#8217;t kiss ass like a puppet<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin&#8217;<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s what you wanted<br \/>\nA fuckin&#8217; loose cannon who&#8217;s blunt with his hand on the button<br \/>\nWho doesn&#8217;t have to answer to no one\u2014great idea!<\/p>\n<p>If I was president<br \/>\nGettin&#8217; off is the first order of business<br \/>\nOnce I get in office<br \/>\nSecond thing that&#8217;ll make me happy&#8217;s walkin&#8217; up to Uncle Sam<br \/>\nNaked, laughin&#8217;, dick cupped in hand<br \/>\nScreamin&#8217;, &#8220;Fuck safe sex!&#8221;<br \/>\nThrow a latex and an AIDS test at him<br \/>\nTell Congress I run this land<br \/>\nAnd I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy<br \/>\nAddiction to friction and static<br \/>\nAddict who can&#8217;t escape the habit<br \/>\nContinue to chase the dragon<br \/>\nBut as fate would have it, I walked up in major Magics<br \/>\nDressed as the maintenance man<br \/>\nIn a laser tag vest and a racin&#8217; jacket<br \/>\nWith a gauge to blast it<br \/>\nAnd sped away in the station wagon<br \/>\nStacey Dash&#8217;s and Casey Anthony&#8217;s<br \/>\nCrazy asses in the backseat<br \/>\nThrowin&#8217; Stayfree pads at me<br \/>\nDead passenger in the passenger seat<br \/>\nUnfasten the safety latches<br \/>\nAnd slam on the brakes in traffic so hard<br \/>\nI snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires<br \/>\n&#8216;Finna get a murder case and catch it<br \/>\nLike you threw it at me encased in plastic<\/p>\n<p>And send Dylan Roof through the windshield of the Benz<br \/>\nUntil he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin&#8217;&#8230;<br \/>\nLike a windmiller with a thin build while his skin&#8217;s peelin&#8217;<br \/>\nAnd skids &#8217;til he hits a cement pillar<br \/>\nSwing for the fence like Prince Fielder<br \/>\nKnock it into the upper peninsula<br \/>\nYou wanna go against &#8216;zilla? The Rap God<br \/>\nWhen will I quit? Never been realer<br \/>\nThe in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt<br \/>\nWhose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla<br \/>\nOr Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller<br \/>\nRevenge killer, avenge syllable binge<br \/>\nFill a syringe, &#8217;til I<br \/>\nDraw first blood<br \/>\nEven pop shit on my pop shit, and it&#8217;s popular<br \/>\nCouldn&#8217;t be more awkwarder<br \/>\nCause you&#8217;re innocence I robbed you of<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s my fingers that got stuck up<br \/>\nTaught ya ta, not give a<br \/>\nSlapstick, hockey puck<br \/>\nThe broad hunter with the sawed off<br \/>\nLike an arm when it&#8217;s lopped off of ya<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;m not gonna, get the shotgun<br \/>\nOr the Glock, I&#8217;m gonna opt for the ox<br \/>\nCause I&#8217;m into objects that are sharp when I shop<br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s not a shock, I&#8217;m such an obnoxious fucker<br \/>\nThe Rock Hudson of rock &#8217;cause who would have thought<br \/>\nThis much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter<br \/>\nThat was for 50, little slap on the wrist be warned<br \/>\nI&#8217;m unrevealin&#8217; quickly<br \/>\nMy squabbles, I&#8217;m grappling with your time traveling with me<br \/>\nTry and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the whiskey<br \/>\nTip it back then I&#8217;m twisting wine bottles<br \/>\nLike what happened to Chris Reeves&#8217; spine column<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s the plan of attack when I&#8217;m fixing my problems<br \/>\nWish my chest wasn&#8217;t having to get these rhymes off &#8217;em<br \/>\nBut the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles<br \/>\nAnd why I haven&#8217;t come back on these faggots who diss me is<br \/>\nMore of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel<\/p>\n<p>But my patience is wearing thin<br \/>\nSwear I been contemplatin&#8217; rubbing shit in your face &#8217;til I smear it in<br \/>\nDiss you in every lyric until you fear the pen<br \/>\nAnd never appear again<br \/>\nIf you actually had fuckin&#8217; careers to end<br \/>\nBut then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer &#8217;em in that direction and forget my ideas for them<br \/>\nMolly, I&#8217;m gone off you<br \/>\nMan, light some kush<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re my first take, I&#8217;ll nail you<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t lie, I gush<br \/>\nIf I won you over, you would be the grand prize<br \/>\nI&#8217;m entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push<br \/>\nYou can get it in the can like some Anheuser Busch<br \/>\nJeans too small, least three pant sizes tush<br \/>\nMushed against your damn side, your puss<br \/>\nAnd thighs are squished<br \/>\nWhat kind of attires that?<br \/>\nI&#8217;m ready to be rode<br \/>\nPsychopath, bet you we&#8217;ll get it poppin&#8217; like a flat<br \/>\nLight the match to ignite the wrath<br \/>\nGot knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half<br \/>\nPiper Chapmans might just have to picket me<br \/>\nLike a scab<br \/>\nHard to describe in fact<br \/>\nStartling violent perhaps<br \/>\nAre things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that<br \/>\nAnd you aren&#8217;t really surprised at that<br \/>\nBut as far as these lines I rap<br \/>\nAnd these bars, wouldn&#8217;t dial it back if I star 69ed the track<\/p>\n<p>Why am I such a dick?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/item.taobao.com\/item.htm?spm=a1z10.1-c.w4004-13980680398.1.TKIbv0&#038;id=540007086224\">\u6700\u65b0!! 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